December 2011
14 posts
I need a rich boyfriend and a million fingers so I...
Work Christmas Party.
Three people walked around smacking my ass every time they passed by.
Two people made out with me against my will (only one of them was a male).
One person proceeded to grind on/dry hump me for the entire length of an avicii song.
We party hard at the apple…
Things my dad says
“As an old Indian man once told me, ‘No matter what the obstacle is, the river will always find a way around it’”
“An old Indian man, Dad?”
“Well…an old Italian man. Well….grandpa. Same thing.”
roryoconnor asked: mmmmmmwah
XVX: Why classism is no excuse to not be vegan. →
maryjanejacobs:
Because even if you are living in the worst conditions possible for a United States citizen, your situation will never, ever even come close to approaching the living conditions of non-human animals trapped in the horrors of animal enterprise. There is no amount of discomfort that you, as a human living in a developed country, can ever experience that is in any way comparable to...
BrotherBear
“Yeah I know the background on your phone is Taylor Swift, don’t think I didn’t see that, Dave.”
“She’s also the background on my computer, so shut up.”
“Why isn’t Traci your background?”
“Because she’s not Taylor Swift.”
